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What's Your Favorite Husky/Cougar Joke?

2012 Apple Cup is 12:30 p.m., Friday, November 23

You hear the one about how many Cougars it takes to screw in a light bulb? How about the time a priest, a rabbi and a Husky walked into a bar?

As we sit down for Thanksgiving dinner this year, Huskies and Cougars will partake in the annual tradition of taking jabs the night before the Apple Cup.

Each year radio and TV stations share their favorite Husky/Cougar jokes. Some are funny. Others aren't. Cats and dawgs. Gotta love it.

So now, we want to hear from you, Patch users, what is your favorite Husky/Cougar joke?

Samples:

How do you keep a Husky out of your yard? PUT UP A GOAL POST!

What is the difference between a Husky and a bowl of Cheerios? CHEERIOS BELONG IN A BOWL.

What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Rose Bowl? HUSKIES.

What does a Cougar grad call a Husky grad? A BOSS.

What's Crimson and Gray and goes 100 miles per hour? A COUGAR.

How do you make a WSU graduate leave your house? BUY HIM A PIZZA.

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Tony Dondero November 25, 2012 at 05:57 AM
Nice one Bob: http://shoreline.patch.com/articles/door-to-door-magazine-sellers-catching-eye-of-police-and-attorney-general-s-office http://shoreline.patch.com/articles/veteran-cop-door-to-door-solicitors-without-licenses-often-have-criminal-records
Howard and Barbara Lee November 26, 2012 at 07:09 AM
Word has it that NC State is interested in Coach Leach. I suspect that a after a "wintering over" in Pullman, Coach Leach will be whistling Willie Nelson's "On the road again."
Dan November 26, 2012 at 07:18 AM
My final thoughts after experiencing a first class "couged it...." If this is what it feels like to be a Coug, then I have never been more happy to be a Husky.
dexterjibs November 26, 2012 at 08:04 AM
Good win by the Cougs. I hope Mike Leach stays around for a while to build a winning program. I am sure all the Nancy boys will go to the UW to avoid being yelled at while the tough football players will go to WSU.
Bob McCoy November 26, 2012 at 03:46 PM
It's a joke (but you knew that). We don't buy from door-to-door solicitors, whether it be goods, services, or salvation. There is one exception, and that's neighborhood children known to us. I hope Patch Editors aren't going to start a flame war over which school has the most felony convictions. After all, this thread was started as light-hearted banter. Don't make me refer you guys to Patch's Terms of Use: http://www.patch.com/terms

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